1. Is this You???
I think you’ll agree this is a pretty common scenerio, and also known as a parting-shot. Anytime a women tells you why she’s leaving you, she will site your mother as yet another reason.
Remember any time they can link your mom into an argument, and blame her for something she had absolutely nothing to do with (and you both know it), that’s a bonus!!!
2. Free Advise
It’s really best if you can avoid situation like this all together.
It takes a lot of balls to approach an attactive women.
Can you be confident as you go for any woman you’re after?
Yes but I can show you how to be more than confident, I can show you how to be you. And be successful with women.
Confidence has always been a very popular word when it comes to scoring on chicks. But the word confidence is mis-leading thou, as it is not quite accurate.
Anyway I show you how to be confident with woman, while your making them comfortable with you, even if your a complete stranger, and no-matter where you are, work, the bar, restaurant, or on the Internet.
I had to learn these Ten “Commandments” over a lifetime, but you don’t have to wait that long, you can start benefiting today, no matter your age, education, or income.
Let me tell you a story, I went to a comedy club with my brother and he insisted that we always sat up front. Sometimes he would drink too much and heckle the comedians, because he thought he was funnier than they were -he wasn’t.
Normally, a professional comedian only insults the Heckler in the audience. The troublemaker. And the comedian has to get the last insult, and each insult must be better than the last, otherwise the amateur is making a fool out of the professional.
Not all, but most of the really good comedians have routines, they tell a story, usually from their personal life, but none of them are paid to embarrass the patrons who have come to see them. This would be like biting the hand that feeds you.
“The Comedy Central presents The Roast Of…” are done by professionals like Jeff Ross who have been hired to do that specific event and with the permission of the celebrity who volunteered. They signed up for that, you didn’t. And neither did I, and that was my mindset.
A good comedian will always get the last word by putting a heckler in his place, matching the severity of his insult, tit for tat, and then stop, so he can continue his act. Most hecklers quit when after they know they have been bested. Nothing sobers up some drunk faster than being embarrassed in front of a room full of strangers (except maybe the flashing lights of a police car), and then they stop before things get really ugly. A sobering experience.
However some of the better comedians can get away with making fun of the people who sit in the front row, if there skillful enough or tactful enough because they really know what their doing. I didn’t care because I did not pay to be insulted, I paid to be entertained, that was my mindset. Said another way, I didn’t want to be apart of their act. Unlike the comedian, I’m wasn’t getting paid for being so.
But my younger brother explained to me that he never got offended because he knew the secret of how to get the comedians to leave him alone, even after he started heckling them first.
What was that secret?
He said that no matter what they said, he would start laughing at their jokes, even as they were being made at his expense. By showing the comedian that he wasn’t offended by laughing (which was their job anyway), he was giving them a compliment.
And there is no higher compliment you can pay a comedian than to laugh with them while their making fun of you. It’s not imitation, but rather appreciation that is the highest form of flattery.
I was stunned. It was so obvious, from his view-point, I had no idea, because I didn’t have his mindset. Two people at the same club both being attacked verbally, but him having a great time and me hating every fucking minute of it.
Not only did the comedians stop making fun of him/us, once he saw my brother (sincerely) laughing, but on some occasions they would even send the waitress over with a bottle of champagne.
Others would stop by the bar after the show and asked us if we enjoyed it. Even if they weren’t headliners my brother would treat them as if they were, and asked them for their autograph or a selfie.
The guy we paid to see was hanging out with us. That was fucking amazing!!! Some of the guys were way cooler off stage than they were on it. I never saw the same comedian twice but my brother did, and some of the comedians would even mention his name when they recognized him, if the audience wasn’t too hostile.
You see my brother learned the secret of turning the tables on the Comedians, and sharing that with me, he changed my mindset, so much so, that afterwards, not only did I enjoy sitting up front with him, but if we couldn’t get a table near the stage, I was actually disappointed.
He showed me how to get the same enjoyment from the comedy club that he did. Likewise I can show you how to get the same enjoyment from women that I do. He knew comedians, but I knew woman.
Just like he had learned the secret of the Comedians, I had learned the secret of woman, and now I am willing to share those secrets with you, but only for a price of course. A successful man knows when to ask for help, and you need help, otherwise you wouldn’t even be here, It’s okay to ask for help, that’s what kings do, they seek counsel from the wise. So they themselves may be wise, you might be royalty!!!
Unlike a man, a women expects something for nothing, and they will even whine when they ask you, “Can you do me a favor.”
And if you do, you have already failed her test, and she will play you for the fool you have proved yourself to be.
Any fool can see the burden of taking on another mans problems but a wiser man can see the same burden in a woman asking him for the same. A wise man shows her that the folly is hers for asking, and not his for denying her.
“Your so Ignorant, or I can’t believe how mean your being…
Woman are begging to be taught and your going to teach her.
Once you have learned the rules yourself.
Forget about positive thinking, or hypnosis. I’m talking reality. Don’t waste you life by spending it alone. That’s a miserable life.
There is no greater pleasure, than the pleasure of a woman. No (straight) man every said on his death-bed, I wish I wouldn’t have fucked all those women…
He says instead, Please God forgive me for my sins…
No, I’m not a millionaire.
No, I don’t have a great body.
No, I don’t have a big dick.
This is for the guys who do NOT have big dicks.
Fortunately you don’t need any of these things to have success with woman. The one thing I do have is knowledge, and knowledge is power. And I can help you get success with woman, as my mantra has always been, “If I can do it, so can you.”
You just need me to show you how. What makes me special? I have been around longer, and I was willing to embarrass myself, and take risks, much more so that the average mother-fucker.
The Ten Commandments are about 190 pages long, and around 18,500 words, there are less than a dozen illustrations. The content of this information is potent. If you knew the secret formula of coke, the recipe might be only be a paragraph in length, but that information would make you a billionaire overnight.
You want me to show you how to change your life for the better, I will but your paying me for my experience. Or said another way the things that I had to learn the hard way. I didn’t have a choice, because either no one else knew or if they did, they sure as hell weren’t going to tell me about it. Other successful men won’t, because you’re the competition.
Things that I know will keep you from wasting your time with woman, and make you successful instead, by avoiding and repeating the same mistakes that I could only learn by making them first. They were painful, embarrassing, and miserable. Some men will never know these secrets.
And that’s why there’s no substitution for Experience.
Don’t tell me you don’t need help with women (everybody does), you wouldn’t be here otherwise.
This knowledge is passed onto me from the greatest pimp who ever lived Malcome XY. He looked like Curtis from Cheech and Chongs: Up in Smoke.
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