Greeting Brethren,

I am a writer who created a new genre called Eros Macabre (which is really just a combination of horror and erotica). What are the two most types of films. Porn and Horror. Sure you have the new Star Wars or Jurassic World every Summer, but there always that haunting feeling of “been here-done that.”
Because you have.

I don’t rewrite the Batman story every five years. I am original. That’s how I gauge my success. Not by how many books I sold or if how many fans I have. If I have told you a story that you have never heard before, I did my job.
I don’t know why but for some reason there have tried to mix genre’s before, like Horror and Comedy.
Both good in their own respect, but horrible together. Like Peanut Butter and Ketchup, instead of Peanut Butter and Jelly.

I got it right thou.

My first book, was about a beautiful thirteen year old redhead who practices witch-craft to protect herself from Rape and Incest. It was so realistically written that Amazon banned the printed version and I the uncut version is only available in E-format.

Before I ever stated writing I was an inventor (not a scientist), so I tried to built working proto-types which are very expensive. Millions of dollars in nothing for a working prototype that will never see the light of day. As a man who came from nothing. I started writing stories (fiction) usually set in the near-future and mentioned my inventions as an attempt to promote them. I started a website to build a following with short stories (all mine and original), in an attempt to build an audience that would buy my longer novels, that my inventions were mentioned (and illustrated in), so that I could generate enough money to build a working prototype of my inventions.

I started doing this over twenty years ago, and here we are. So if you have never heard of me, its not by choice. I have been perfecting my craft and building my confidence. Please buy this book, or my others, and join me at my website:


The Price is Right

One of the great things about the Internet is that everyone can promote their own business, case in point, Nelly May was a one time contestant on the Price is Right, but now she is an entrepreneur and promoter. I caught her by accident when someone put a random clip of her on the Internet, I caught it while searching for something else. What amazed me were the amount of comments that this women drew, hundreds, but they were all basically the same.

Nelly, I love you!!!

Look at those fucking tits!!!

Marry Me!!!

Why did she stop bouncing!!!

Bob Barker just creamed his depends!!!

Okay the last one was mine, but I think you get the point.

Here is the video clip you can view of Nelly for yourself:

Call Nelly Now

Anyway I called her because she doesn’t live that far from me, not a joke, and if you want to book her for a party, you can find her here:

It was rumored that naked pictures of her were floating around from her past, but it was actually an identical looking woman who is a porn-star called Melissa Midwest. Her pictures are below:

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