Greeting Brethren,

I am a writer who created a new genre called Eros Macabre (which is really just a combination of horror and erotica). What are the two most types of films. Porn and Horror. Sure you have the new Star Wars or Jurassic World every Summer, but there always that haunting feeling of “been here-done that.”
Because you have.

I don’t rewrite the Batman story every five years. I am original. That’s how I gauge my success. Not by how many books I sold or if how many fans I have. If I have told you a story that you have never heard before, I did my job.
I don’t know why but for some reason there have tried to mix genre’s before, like Horror and Comedy.
Both good in their own respect, but horrible together. Like Peanut Butter and Ketchup, instead of Peanut Butter and Jelly.

I got it right thou.

My first book, was about a beautiful thirteen year old redhead who practices witch-craft to protect herself from Rape and Incest. It was so realistically written that Amazon banned the printed version and I the uncut version is only available in E-format.

Before I ever stated writing I was an inventor (not a scientist), so I tried to built working proto-types which are very expensive. Millions of dollars in nothing for a working prototype that will never see the light of day. As a man who came from nothing. I started writing stories (fiction) usually set in the near-future and mentioned my inventions as an attempt to promote them. I started a website to build a following with short stories (all mine and original), in an attempt to build an audience that would buy my longer novels, that my inventions were mentioned (and illustrated in), so that I could generate enough money to build a working prototype of my inventions.

I started doing this over twenty years ago, and here we are. So if you have never heard of me, its not by choice. I have been perfecting my craft and building my confidence. Please buy this book, or my others, and join me at my website:


To me Ex Jess

Learn to tune that fucking guitar

Beautiful singer with a powerful chest, I mean lungs, who needs to be in a band For all I know maybe she is, and if so she needs to be out touring making money, and not wasting her time playing on YouTube for free. 

Is this Jess, I doubt it, but every hot chick had a least one scumbag boyfriend in her past who talked them into posing naked.

Okay I was that scumbag boyfriend but let me tell you my side of the story.

Me and Jess had a bitter breakup, and I never would have posted these pictures except that she told all her girlfriends that I have a little dick.

No one asked you to tell the truth.

You hurt me, now I must hurt you.

Look Jess, I know you live in England now, across the pond, so to speak and maybe this isn’t the right time to ask, but can I have my Police Academy DVD Collection back?

Remember you bought them for me as an anniversary gift, and even thou we broke up, technically there still mine. And we both know your only keeping them out of spite.

Very few people can appreciate the understated brilliance that is a Steve Gutenberg comedy.

He is not an asshole!!!

You just being childish, and it’s ironic you hate his movies, because your jealousy and volatile emotional states reminded me of that  malfunctioning robot in the movie “Whose Johnny?”

Another Gutenberg masterpiece, perhaps the centerpiece.

I had hoped that we could move past these childish; pitiful antics but I can see that there are still a few more emotional hurdles that we need to overcome.

P.S. My mom was right about you.
Call Me!!!

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